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Friday, 26 October 2007 04:33 |
 An organization called the Equality California Institute is spending untold millions to "spark a million conversations" with a television spot supporting rights for same-sex marriage. According to polls (which we rarely trust, unless we do them), the gay mafia is not far from achieving its goal of getting its own bridal registries and licenses to perpetual mediocrity; it will only take convincing between five and nine percent of the voting population of the state, or somewhere in the neighborhood of 600,000 to 1.2 million people, which isn't much considering the viewer base of Bravo.
Kudos, queers. A year from now you too can revel in the joys of prenuptial agreements, sexless decades, affairs with financial consequences, and in-laws who can inherit your harlequin art prints when your Mini Coop crashes on the way home from the Ramrod.
In the meantime, we're looking forward to spending our last days cruising gay nursing homes.
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