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Written by mike
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Tuesday, 30 October 2007 10:20 |
 Oh, Zac. Don't be coy. We know there's something you're dying to come out and say - at least as soon as the current hype dies down and you've already done the rehab thing and maybe packed on a couple pounds and your agent's desperate for a new angle. Is it such a stretch to suggest that someone starring in a High School Musical (or 2) could be a little, uh, bohemian?
After the jump, we molest a red carpet photo in search of evidence.
 1- We haven't seen boy hair this perfectly layered and tousled since TR Knight threw a dog over his shoulders for the cover of The Advocate.
2- Are your eyebrows the only manscaping you do?
3- Skinny tie, flawless Half-Windsor knot. OK, maybe his stylist is gay.
4- Body fat of a true twink. Eat a sandwich, Mary-Kate.
5- Diesel jeans, fitted.
6- Vans. How light in the loafers can you be?
Of course, we're sure that any resemblance to bareback-renouncing twink sensation Aaron Tyler is purely coincidental.
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