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Written by mike
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Friday, 28 December 2007 03:23 |
Semi-lebrity Spencer Pratt has refused Michael Lucas's lecherous advances, telling In Touch magazine that he won't leave the lucrative world of reality TV "until I am 100."
While actual details are sketchy and smell vaguely of poppers and fever
dream sweat, Lucas had allegedly propositioned The Hills "star,"
suggesting that he'd be perfect for a gay porn blockbuster.
"There
are many things I value about Spencer, especially his incredible energy
and his in-your-face enthusiasm for attention. I know how to put all of
that to excellent use in gay porn," Lucas said. "Trust me – I'll know
how to show viewers the parts of Spencer Pratt they most want to see." He did not say whether or not he would try to pee in Pratt's
mouth.
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