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Written by jay
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Monday, 28 January 2008 04:28 |
Rhode Island School of Design student and Kansas governor's son John Sebelius is marketing a limited edition board game on his website that makes child's play of many of the ups and downs of actual prison life. Game pieces pictured include a "glock" and "bag of coke," and the website describes game play as: "Escape prison riots in The Yard, slip glass into a mob boss' lasagna in
the Cafeteria, steal painkillers from the nurse's desk in the
Infirmary, avoid being cornered by the Aryans in the Shower Room..."
Oh yeah, did we mention it's called "Don't Drop the Soap"? Hilarity! We are also impressed with these super attractive handmade shirts that Mr. Sebelius also sells (example at right). The only thing we're missing, as far as the board game is concerned, is a hot blowjob from a hung guard and a case of syphilis. We're sure that's coming in the deluxe edition.
Don't Drop the Soap (Gillius, Inc)
Jailhouse Cock (NakedSword)
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