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Daytime Emmy Fug Carpet: Tyra Banks
 Over the past several years, I have had many different feelings about Tyra Banks, ranging from, "Thi...more
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Drag Queens: "Fuck Hillary, Suck Obama" Hedda Lettuce may be the only one running for
office, but that hasn't stopped our favorite cross dressers from weighing in
on their current crop of presidential candidates. After discovering that most
of our favorite porn stars are voting for Hillary, we thought we’d check in
with the drag queens. Turns out sisterhood ain't that powerful ...
They like neither the woman...  Hedda Lettuce "She's a shrew bitch."
"She's a blindly-ambitious, power-hungry cooze who cannot answer a simple question."  Juanita MORE! "She's acting like a Republican."
...nor her style.  Heklina "Power dyke!" Juanita MORE! "If she could squeeze her ass into hip American designer Marc Jacobs new collection, it would greatly improve her image." Hedda Lettuce "I would leave her the exact way she is. The dumpier she looks the better I look."  Jackie Beat " [I'd] comb her hair so you can see the horns coming out of her evil head."
"I would make her over in the White House right next to Vice-President Obama." The one thing that they could all agree on: they're as interested in taking polls as they are in taking poles. The candidate they're most likely to blow? Jackie Beat "Barack Obama, of course." Heklina "Barack Obama. The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice!" Juanita MORE! "Barack Obama in a limo. John Edwards in an elevator. Mitt Romney in his wife's bed!" Hedda Lettuce "To show you what a great American and presidential candidate I am I would blow all of them at the same time. And eat Hillary's pussy between blowjobs to clean my palate." RELATED: Cock Caucus: How Our Favorite Porn Stars Are Voting Drag Star Hedda Lettuce Quits, Rejoins Presidential Race | save to del.icio.us | digg it | facebook it | Comments (2) 2 CommentsLeave a comment0 TrackBacksListed below are links to blogs that reference this entry: Drag Queens: "Fuck Hillary, Suck Obama". TrackBack URL for this entry: http://www.thesword.com/mt/mt-tb.cgi/362 |
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Geez, gurls!
Seems like you been waaaay to much into the the thin white lines or all the layers of make-up and Aquanet have killed all rational brain cells you had left.
Whatever... Good thing not all middle-of-the-road American people will vote based on the ass they'll rim or the tons of money they'll get on their next gig.
There is gonna be change and change is good!
Cheers!
I was thinking all morning that drag queens should be the new poster children for recycling. I don't know how 'green' they are, but from what I've seen, the above included, their entire self is recycled. From the identically made-up faces, to every catty repeated one liner spat out like their tricks seed the night before to the repetitive numbers where the goal seems only to offend. And even that seemingly easy to accomplish recycled goal is usually unsuccessful.
But, I am sure you are all nice people.