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	HOME ALL VIDEO ALL STORIES Departments THE INDUSTRY CELEBRITY CULTURE HARD NEWS MEDIA FRENZY Getting Offline Events and Travel The Hustle Hankie Code Featured Partners Damron Nakedsword.com Kink.com BLTA Unzipped.com Stall Wall TOWLEROAD Milk: The Transformation of Castro Street There's been plenty of documentation of the transformation of San Fran...more QUEERTY Not All Gays Love Kennedy/Obama Orgy We gay folk came up twice during the Kennedy clan’s massive Barack Obama endorsement. ...more GAYVN NEWS AntiTerrorism Effort Hits Close to Home for O'Neal, Models Collin O'Neal and several models found themselves much too near a raid by Turkish police....more GAY PORN BLOG Gay Porn Guide: Fuck Like A Porn Star Is fucking a porn star like shooting fish in a barrel? If that barrel is full of white guys, black guys, ...more GAWKER Obstructed View [Kathy Griffin] Kathy Griffin, comedienne and (paid) friend of the gays, has been re-banned from The View...more FASHIONISTA Nick Knight to New York Anyone who reads Fashionista will know that our crushes are simple and finite: We love Kate Moss, Agyness...more BUZZ FEED Smurf Porn An NSFW video surfaces of real life smurfs engaging in sexual acts. It's in Spanish...more TOWLEROAD Ne-Yo's Mom Will Kick Your Ass for Calling Him Gay R&B singer/songwriter Ne-Yo has now denied being gay for a third time, in an interview this month...more STARRFUCKER Jason Curious now on YOUTUBE Jason Sechrest of JasonCurious.com has started his own YOUTUBE Channel about the Gay porn industry and more......more QUEERTY Clay Aiken Isn't Gay. He's Asexual! Those of you looking to seduce Clay Aiken should save your energy. ...more		What me swindle? Tyke Not 'Enchanted' By Gay Porno Advert According to a lawsuit filed today by former Big Brother contestant Kent Blackwelder, his daughter, known only as Mary Doe, is suffering intense emotional distress as a result of opening a direct mail envelope sent by Specialty Publications, publishers of Men, Freshmen and Unzipped magazines. Blackwelder's claim is that Little Mary Doe saw the envelope -- and the promise of a DVD -- and opened it, expecting a "Disney-esque" movie. Instead, she was treated instead to a fold-out flier for Titan's Farm Fresh. Farm Fresh, which tells a gentle story of European twinkery discovering love among the hay bales, is a long way off from Enchanted, so Blackwelder is pushing for $3.5 million to repair his daughters PTSD-seared eyeballs. During his stint in the Big Brother house, Blackwelder opposed the dreaded Chilltown alliance but was ultimately evicted on account of his inability to contain his rage. His fondness for beefcake led him to open a deli in Knoxville after leaving the show. Blackwelder, who certainly is not in it for the money and certainly never signed up at Gay.com nor ordered anything gay, did not explain how his formerly eagle-eyed daughter missed the SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT MATERIALS warning on the envelope, familiar to anyone who has ever received a solicitation for a Spec Pub magazine (which is, roughly, about 100% of homosexuals) and, according to Blackwelder, at least one straight man. At least it wasn't Folsom Filth! "Porn Offer Prompts Lawsuit" (KnoxNews.com) January 24, 2008 1:01 PM \| Permalink \| Comments (0) \| TrackBacks (0) Leave a comment Name Email Address URL Remember personal info? Comments (Can use HTML tags) 0 TrackBacks Listed below are links to blogs that reference this entry: Tyke Not 'Enchanted' By Gay Porno Advert. TrackBack URL for this entry: http://www.thesword.com/mt/mt-tb.cgi/499

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