Site to Auction Fat Hookers, Morals

IN-MonikerTH2.jpgWe remember simpler days when the most highly sought-after domain names were for actually desirable URLs—like Madonna.com and ClubJenna.com. Get out your checkbook, johnny-come-lately perverts 'cause AnusTaste.com is finally up for sale... and a steal at only $29,411,765! 

Domain auctioneer Moniker.com will be hawking its impressive line-up of adult-themed domain names this weekend at the Internext Expo in Vegas, but we might feel a little squeamish bidding on MuslimSchoolgirls.net (starts at $5,000 but could easily go higher) or GushingCunts.com ($14,000). If you do decide to join the bidding, for a cool hundred thou Moniker will also sell you back your Morals (.com, that is).

Of course, we're more into virtue than vice—and if we had $100,000 we certainly wouldn't be spending it on the former—so we're glad to see that the bidding on dot-coms for FatHookers, FamilyOrgies and Eunuchs started out at only a buck. Cuntfaces.com, TightNuts.com, RectalOpenings.com also piqued our bargain-basement interest, but mostly we're hoping that VaginalYeast.com finds a deserving home and that somebody—anybody—finds someone to EatMyMom.com.


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