Nevermind the fact that he was once known as Rod Majors on the gay porn circuit nor that his Manhunt profile professes that he can "get into fucking," preferably "Bottoms who Want to Get plowed". The real reason Republican convert and Marine reservist Matt Sanchez is fielding lascivious phone calls from a supposed horned-up gay in Iowa? Why, it's because it's really an undercover gay jihadist trying to defame him! How said jihadist got Sanchez's number, why he allegedly recorded the conversation and sent it to Sanchez, and the fact that our Republican hero asks for sexy pix notwithstanding, we're certain that our former Rod is truly the victim of a stalker. What is the world coming to?