The first sexual harassment allegation has popped up in regard to one of the 2008 Presidential candidates this year, and we're not even all the way through January! With all of the drag queens itching to go down on Barack in the backseat of a limo (or behind the stage of Trannyshack), it comes as something of a shock that this homely son of a bitch somehow slipped above Obama's standards. Just think of what Paula Jones and Gennifer Flowers could have accomplished if only they were afforded the futuristic voodoo of webcams and uploaded media-sharing mega-sites. Maybe with hordes of commenting viewers on their sides (or not) they could have reached the level of infamy that LarrySinclair0926 is achieving. Despite the fact that what he's saying is suspect (come on, who would spring for crack over powder?), he's reading from cue-cards, and the fact that his voice sounds suspiciously like Bobby Trendy's, we at least know we have a potential star on our hands. Scandal-shmandal! No one's paying attention to the election when there are new internet celebrities to clock in on! After the jump, watch LarrySinclair0926's allegations in all of their badly-lit, uncertain, streaming glory.