Zac Efron, Mrs. Obama Both Trannies, Says Drag Queen
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Written by jay
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Friday, 18 January 2008 01:16 |
Contentious presidential candidate and drag performer Hedda Lettuce is once again vying for sensational headlines in the blogosphere, and we at The Sword are happy to oblige. In consecutive blog posts yesterday and today, Ms. Lettuce suggested that teen heartthrob Efron was not in fact hospitalized for an appendectomy, as was publicized, but that "he went in and had his penis removed and replaced with a shiny new vagina. Or maybe they just freshened up his old vagina."
Ms. Lettuce also remarked that she believes Michelle Obama "is
transgendered, she has such masculine features, which would be great in
the White House."
We have to say she might be onto something, especially with the Zac Efron revelation. Maybe all this gay vague business isn't so gay at all; there's just a pretty young lady in there struggling to come out, risking the collective devastation of a generation of hetero-female tweens.
Zac Efron is a tranny (Hedda Lettuce MySpace blog)
Democratic Voting Chart (Hedda Lettuce MySpace blog)
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