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Written by patrik
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Wednesday, 27 February 2008 08:53 |
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In the past, we've featured boxcovers because of both their composition and their flashiness. But today we're featuring Damn Yankers by Jake Cruise Media because nothing screams "I'm gay!" to your house guests, family, and/or roommates like a gay porno that references musical theatre. Just imagine if this were the way that someone "found you out"! "My wife threw me out of the house after she found my 'Damn Yankers' DVD in my toolbox in the garage."
"...But I swear I'm not gay!"
At any rate, we can't help but wonder if the disc includes a scene in
which one of Jake's coverboys strips down in a baseball locker room and
slowly jerks it to "Whatever Lola Wants, Lola Gets". If not, theater
queens will likely have the song on-hand to make their own soundtrack
for a quick J/O, just in time to sing along: "I always get / What I aim for / And your heart and soul / Is what I CAAAAAAAME for!"
Now recline yourself, resign yourself, you're through.
CLICK FOR THE FULL BOXCOVER (totally NSFW)!
RELATED:
Jake Cruise Media's Damn Yankers (NakedSword.com)
EARLIER:
Boxcover of the Week: Fag Wagon (Pumphouse Media);
Judge a Porn By Its Cover!
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