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Written by jay
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Thursday, 28 February 2008 04:12 |
 Ever since Bryan Boy -- ”the most glamorous faggot in the Third World” -- posted a side-by-side of Brent Corrigan and Zac Efron, our porn-drenched brains have been trying to take thing a step further by wondering who else we'd cast in the Hollywood version of the Bryan Kocis murder trial. For those not familiar with the case, here's the Cliff's Notes Version.
After the jump, our casting choices.
 In the role of Brent Corrigan: Zac Efron/Daniel Radcliff
While the obvious choice for #1 gay porn twink Brent Corrigan would be #1 Hollywood twink Zac Efron (who would need to butch up a bit, tone down the make-up), if there's problems with Disney not letting him do it, a viable alternative would be Daniel Radcliff (who wouldn't have a problem with the required full-frontal nudity or man-on-man kissing).
(photos courtesy of Socialite's Life, Brent Corrigan Inc., via Bryan Boy)
In the role of Bryan Kocis: Dennis Haskins
Kocis always reminded us of Mr. Belding from Saved by the Bell and having him attached to this project could help us nab a cameo by Screech. Plus Mr. Belding was a total perv.
In the role of Grant Roy: Philip Seymour Hoffman
Roy's not as doughy or pasty as Hoffman, but what the cast needs is at least one serious actor who can provide the gravitas needed to get our film some Oscar nods. Hoffman can deliver gravitas in spades for the mysterious and laconic Roy.
In the role of Joe Kerekes: Woody Harrelson
34-year-old Kerekes used to escort along-side Harlow. He's aging superfast. If this keeps up, we'll have no problem with Woody Harrelson. A younger alternative would be Sloth from The Goonies.
In the role of Harlow Cuadra: Emile Hirsch, Orlando Bloom, or Eric Bana
This is a tough one. Emile does have menacing scruffy loner down pat, but is too short. Orlando seems to have the hair, but none of the edge. Neither has the body to pull it off, so depending on what our budget for a personal trailer is, we might want to just use Eric Bana.
In the role of Chris Steele: John Travolta
Former head of production for Falcon, Steele cast Corrigan in his opus Velvet Mafia, which had some strange parallels with the Kocis case. Travolta & Steele are both Scientologists, possibly.
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