Despite the fact that YouTube-phenom and Britney-enabler Chris Crocker seems equipped with all the makings of a mass media flash in the pan and some may claim his fifteen minutes ended somewhere around 150,000 minutes ago, we can't help but rejoice his return to the venue that made him a cult star: his YouTube page. After recently lashing out at the "homophobosphere" or, in layman's terms, the gay-bashing internet blog-commenter community at large (et al), Mrs. "Oh my God Chris Crocker's shameless" decided to bring out the big guns to back up his stand: his terrifying thirty-something mother, her direct line to God, and a gun threat. Speaking entirely in clichès in a video posted this morning, Momma Crocker flawlessly delivers a tirade with the hurried pace of someone trying to squeeze in the last word before the hair-pulling begins:
"Honestly I say 'fuck you all' right back 'cause who are you to judge anybody, no one is sent here to judge anybody, the only person to do that is God so may God forsake you all 'cause hell has no fury like a woman when she's scorned especially when it comes to her children, um... [winks] Press my buttons and see and you'll feel the wrath of God."
Later Chris asks her to show her manicure to the camera and warns, "She can run those into your face." Something tells us she's been in a catfight or two before... Check the jump for the video.
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