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Written by patrik
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Wednesday, 06 February 2008 01:37 |
"From the studio of real men comes a real smell," reads COLT's catalogue copy for their new Alkyl Nitrite product, FUEL. In the second most exciting product release of 2008 for throwback fags born two decades too late, COLT has paired up with time honored video-head cleaner manufacturer Lockerroom ("experience the rush" of clean videotapes!) to produce this leather cleaning solution that will have your head swimming and your anus gaping in no time.
Bottles are available in both small and bulk sizes now! Grab 'em before
you find yourself dying of cyanide poisoning or keeling over from that
pesky angina! Use it as a "room odorisor," "polish remover," or as an
atmospheric "air freshener"! Or you might want to load up on COLT FUEL
if you just want to get really high at 30-second intervals, since
that's what they're actually intended for.
(via COLT Studio Blog.)
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