LiLo Triumphs at Razzies; Gays Grateful for Brief Gay Moments During Gay Super Bowl
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Written by jay
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Sunday, 24 February 2008 22:48 |
OMG! Oscar weekend! All the stars in the grand Hollywood firmament were out and aglow and the town was buzzing with self-congratulations. The gays are also abuzz with all the big! gay! moments! of the evening, which include:
1) Some 38-minute documentary about dying lesbians won Best Documentary Short Subject;
2) The nomination for said documentary was announced by a big gay "petty officer" live via satellite in Iraq who had so clearly peed his pants to be included in the Academy Awards broadcast;
3) Veteran producer and homo Scott Rudin thanked his partner, John Barlow, when accepting the award for Best Picture for No Country for Old Men. He also called him 'honey' and said, curiously, about his statuette: "Without you, honey, this would just be hardware," by which he meant a dildo.
And in other, less celebrated news, the Golden Raspberry Awards, a.k.a.
The Razzies were held in a dark conference room in deepest Santa Monica
on Saturday morning, and the big winner was Lindsay Lohan for her work
in I Know Who Killed Me. The newly "sober" starlet was honored
with three statuettes, including two for Worst Actress (she tied with
herself in playing two roles, Aubrey and Dakota in the film), and the
film scored a total of 8 awards including Worst Picture, Director, and
a brand new category, Worst Excuse for a Horror Movie.
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