1. Michael Soldier, "Porn, The New Black"
Soldier rode this hit to San Francisco-wide acclaim in 2004, but it was its adoption of as the theme song for the Tim & Roma Show that really cemented it's place in our hearts. Of course, cement is also good for weighting things down in the ocean that you never want to see again.

2. Johnny Hazzard, "Deeper Into You"
Johnny Hazzard's original single, Deeper Into You didn't go over so well acoustically with his fans, but the Chi Chi LaRue-directed video—in which he danced on a stage set dressed up to look like and urban rooftop—showcased his stunning moves, his crazy pumping buttocks and referenced the "Suddenly" scene from Xanadu so closely that we didn't care about the vocals.

3. Fredrick Ford, "Too Funky"
The star of Black Cocks, White Jocks and Huge Deposits has slapped the Billboard charts with his big hits more than once, but it was his ab-tastic cover of George Michaels' "Too Funky" at the 2007 Grabbys that really got our attention.

4. Erik Rhodes, "One of These Mornings"
We're not sure if it's actually him singing on his MySpace Music profile, but the music is probably the best of the porn star lot. It helps that he's depressed and produces some wistful and soul-inspired songs, rather than the mind-numbing repetitive tracks most of his colleagues are known for. Also, it helps that we're in love with him.

5. Jeff Stryker, "Pop You In the Pooper"
Oh, Mr.S! You're totally our favorite, and it has nothing to do with your craziness or lawsuits or million-inch penis. Stryker's 1995 featuring his "hit" single (with the "Soggy Bottom Boys" off the Wild Bucks CD featured this touching lyric that hasn't left us since:



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