Match The Porn Star With Their Baby Pic

IN-BabyPicTH.jpgWe thought it would be funny to send out an email to some of our porn star friends asking them to send us their baby pictures. We thought it would be funny because we were drunk at the time. We didn't think anyone would write back. When they did (some, like, the very next day) we thought maybe we could be onto something. Maybe the only thing we're onto is shaky ground for putting up pictures of porn stars next to pictures of toddlers—but hey, it just goes to show you that we were all sweet, innocent babies once. Or something.










Rules: This is sort of like our MySpace music quiz... Match the baby on the left with his grown-up counterpart in the right. If you get them all right, your prize is bragging rights that you're an even bigger porn freak than we are. We even gave you clues. Click here for answers.

1.
 baby_1.jpgHe may look a little darker these days (cool it with the tanning pills, soul brother!), but look at what a l'il sweetie this megastar once was, sitting there, *so over* that sailor suit he could just die.



  
a.
 damien_crosse.jpg
Damien Crosse
2.
 baby_2.jpgWhile he now prefers more exotic locales, it's good to know he got his start at the mall.



  
b.
 matthew_rush_adult.jpg
Matthew Rush
3.
 baby_3.jpgThis one doesn't really need a clue. The pout totally gives it away.



  
c.
 roman_heart.jpg
Roman Heart
4.
 baby_4.jpgHe is probably laughing to himself knowing that one day his biceps will be bigger than his whole body is now.



  
d.
sagat_adult.jpg
François Sagat
5.
 baby_5.jpgWho'd-a-thunk this runt would grow up to be a GRUNT?



  
e.
collin_oneal.jpgCollin O'Neal
6.
 baby_6.jpgDespite the photo, this prolific twunk (that's twink-turned-hunk, dear reader) has yet to play a cowboy (but he has played a park ranger).



  
f.
 michael_lucas_adult.jpg
Michael Lucas
7.
 baby_7.jpgYou might want to put your "thinking cap" on for this one.



  
g.
 jordan_jaric.jpg
Jordan Jaric
8.
 baby_8.jpgThis is an appropriate pose given his tendency to pontificate.



  
h.
steve_cruz.jpgSteve Cruz
9.
 baby_9.jpgThough he's currently a certain studio's youngest exclusive, it's hard to imagine him ever being this young.



  
i.
 Aden_Jaric.jpg
Aden Jaric
10.
 baby_10.jpgSo far, everyone around Sword HQ has been able to guess this one right off, so it's probably too easy.



  
j.
 spencer_quest.jpg
Spencer Quest
11.
 baby_11.jpgSee below.



  
k.
jeremy_hall.jpgJeremy Hall
12.
 baby_12.jpgSee above.



 
l.
RJ_Danvers.jpgRJ Danvers


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by jack on February 28, 2008 9:24 PM | save to del.icio.us | digg it | facebook it | Comments (4)

 

4 Comments

STARRFUCKER said:

OMG I LOVE THIS POST!!!


February 29, 2008 10:50 AM
Angel Benton said:

OMG Collin O'Neal is fucking ADORABLE!! Jeremy Hall looks exactly the same, and Jordan Jaric looks like he is about to run off and join the Ice Capades. They are all so cute! (still...in fact, I think I may have seen Roman sport that very same scowl at few clubs here and there....*wink*)


February 29, 2008 12:00 PM
stacy said:

awwwww......damien crosse was just as precious when he was a baby......love that man!!!


February 29, 2008 4:16 PM
EdWoody said:

Wow, Roman and Damien haven't changed at all, have they?

Jeremy Hall proves he was Mr Showbiz right from the start, and Damien Crosse looks like a young Mr Spock.

Plus, someone should tell Santa he's got a big-dicked homosexual on his lap.


March 1, 2008 1:33 AM

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