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Written by jay
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Thursday, 28 February 2008 05:41 |
Cho My God. In a swirling vortex of faggotry, the notorious Margaret has
announced that as Chief of the Parade, she'll be sharing the
Sydney Mardi Gras spotlight with Cindy Lauper, Kathy Griffin and Olivia Newton
John. We always suspect that, like our actual fag hag friends, they loved us but
despised each other. And it's possible that the Bush-bashing-bush-licking
comedienne was merely setting the stage for a colossal coup in which she lures
her competition onto the stage, only to flip a switch and drop them into
shark-filled harbor below, thus securing fag hag dominance. Or perhaps Kylie is
the culprit (there ain't a gay party where she's not, mate) and is preparing to
disappear them, Picnic at Hanging Rock-style.
Of course, across the ocean, Cher, Bette and Rita Rudner are converging in Vegas. Are we witnessing
some sort of syzygy or the formation of a gay NATO to block the machinations of fag hag army in the
opposite hemisphere? We'll leave the musing up to you. We're going back to
watching the Facts of Life Down Under on Youtube.
EARLIER:
When the Rainbow Is Not Enuf: A Dispatch from Sydney Mardi Gras
RELATED:
Sydney Dispatch #3: 5 Things American Gays Can Learn From Australian Gays
Bette Midler's "The Showgirl Must Go On"
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