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Written by jay
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Wednesday, 06 February 2008 01:38 |
The Rev. Ted Haggard-our favorite meth-abusing Christian homosexualist-has officially cut ties with the New Life mega-church in Colorado Springs from which he was forced out as head pastor in 2006. In a statement last night announcing the split, church officials have cited the unfinished business of Haggard's "spiritual restoration," which may or may not have entailed electrodes to the testes and getting locked in an iso tank with Jenna Jameson posters. This is a switch from a year ago, when a four-member oversight panel at the church declared Haggard "completely heterosexual" after three weeks of intense counseling.
Haggard officially joined another mega-church, the Phoenix First
Assembly of God, where he claimed last summer to be joining the staff
of a drug treatment program, and at this point New Life sounds like
they're grateful to be rid of him. The church's statement:
'New Life recognizes the process of restoring Ted Haggard is incomplete
and maintains its original stance that he should not return to
vocational ministry. However, we wish him and his family only success
in the future.'
We don't much care for proselytizing hypocrites, so we'll just lay it out here: we don't wish him well. We hope he ends up bottoming out in some tweaker den in Phoenix somewhere with his dick in his hand and a jug of wine up his ass.
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New Life Cuts Ties With Haggard (Denver Post)
Ted Haggard Quits Spiritual Restoration, Cuts Ties With Church (Towleroad)
Ted Haggard: I am guilty... A deceiver and a liar (Towleroad)
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