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This Year's Oscar Nominees: A Shirtless Gallery For those of you who aren't already making menus and sampling There Will Be Blood Orange Martini recipes for your uber-gay Oscar party, we bring you the following gratuitous shots mined from the nets. We're sticking to the men, because that's what we prefer around here. Ladies, we love your work, but you're going to have to do better than Cate Blanchett doing her drag king Bob Dylan in Todd Haynes' I'm Not There to get us feature you naked anytime soon. After the jump, our favorite half-naked photos of this year's male acting nominees.
(Warning: Most of these people are getting old and these photos/ screengrabs are from the past.) (click to enlarge images) BEST ACTOR  George Clooney, Michael Clayton Daniel Day-Lewis, There Will Be Blood (photo by David LaChapelle)  Johnny Depp, Sweeney Todd (screengrab c/o squarehippies.com from 1985's Private Resort)  Tommy Lee Jones, In the Valley of Elah (screengrab from 2000's Space Cowboys... we're sort of wishing now that Josh Brolin got nominated in this category)  Viggo Mortensen, Eastern Promises (photo c/o squarehippies.com and taken from 1999's A Walk On the Moon) BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR  Casey Affleck, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford  Javier Bardem, No Country for Old Men (still from 2000's Before Night Falls... hard-on? or just a partial.)  Philip Seymour Hoffman, Charlie Wilson's War (okay, this is as far as we're going with this one... a screengrab from a deleted scene from Boogie Nights where Hoffman played that super sad, super obsessed character Scotty) Hal Holbrook, Into the Wild (Yeah, fuck this. This seemed like a good idea until about now. We welcome any readers to go ahead and send us a sexy pic of Hal Holbrook from... whenever. The same goes for Tom Wilkinson. Otherwise, we're done here. We're going back to looking at Polaroids from the gay porn oscars.) RELATED: We Interrupt This GayVN Coverage to Bring You Sleazy Polaroids from the Glass Elevator Deleted Scene: Boogie Nights (YouTube) 80th Annual Academy Award Nominations (Oscar.com) Topless Stars (Us Weekly) | save to del.icio.us | digg it | facebook it | Comments (2) 2 CommentsLeave a comment0 TrackBacksListed below are links to blogs that reference this entry: This Year's Oscar Nominees: A Shirtless Gallery. TrackBack URL for this entry: http://www.thesword.com/mt/mt-tb.cgi/706 |
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