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Ashton Kutcher Turns Fake For V MAN, So Does His Package Mario Testino photographed Ashton Kutcher for the Spring/Summer cover of V MAN Magazine as part of a spread curiously entitled "I'M NOT REAL." Is it just us, or is that Ashton's symmetrically optimized bulge talking? We know that Calvin Klein hasn't started to make padded, shape-enhancing briefs for men, but since this sci-fi scene takes place in a fashion world overrun by Photoshop and special effects makeup, we're wondering if the bulge that has blogs abuzz might be the result of a snugly-placed set prop.
Lest you've forgotten, ex-girlfriend Brittany Murphy once slammed
Kutcher's girth (or lack thereof) on the David Letterman show. When
asked about her former flame's blossoming romance with Hollywood cougar
Demi Moore, she mused "I suppose the crux of their relationship
basically means to him that age doesn't matter and to her that size
doesn't matter," before quickly acting like she was kidding. The
courteous journalists we are, we'll allow you to decide for yourselves
after the jump. After secretly swanning over Ashton since his early
days of male modeling,
through his contracts with Zoo York and Pepe Jeans, we're happy to
think of him as simply a pretty face. However, if we're looking for a
superhuman bulge, it's nice to know we can rely on the slight-of-hand
of the editorial world—or Barrett Long—to provide it for us.
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