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Written by jay
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Monday, 10 March 2008 02:04 |
Basically, everyone needs to get off sometimes. The governor of New York likes to hire whores when he's down in D.C., and Benedictine monks don't always want to use their imaginations when they need to relieve a little semen buildup.
A German monk from the 900-year-old Maria Laach Abbey in Rhineland-Palatinate was caught last week trying to steal several gay porn DVDs (titles unknown, sorry) in the city of Wuerzburg in southern Germany.
The 49-year-old avid masturb8r tried to evade capture by running from the scene and
tossing the stolen goods in the trash, but he was later apprehended by
authorities. Further inspection of the monk's quarters revealed a stash of 230 discs, presumably all of which were stolen. We hope the poor guy doesn't get shunned from the order for this slight. From what we gather, a lot of monks are gay anyway, so this can't be the first major porn collection found in the hallowed halls of monkdom.
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