First off, Radar scores an interview with Fleiss in order to get her all-too-pertinent insights into the Spitzer case.  They note the she is speculating but sounds "strangely confident" as she declares, "I'm sure he wanted anal sex without a condom."  She is kind of an authority on these things, we admit, though she was not herself a witness to the proceedings.  She goes on to discuss how easy it is not to get caught, and how Spitzer should have just headed out to the Bunny Ranch and no one would have been the wiser. Somehow we think he still might have had some trouble hiding the multiple thousands of dollars he was spending, let alone flights to Nevada.

Wonkette, of course, has taken it as a given from the outset of the scandal that "unsafe" (which is the word 'Kristen' used to describe the sex act requested by Spitzer in the FBI affadavit) means without a condom, but they did not go as far as to say it necessarily means 'anal.'  But shit, dude, we don't dig chicks but... what else do you hire a hooker for if it isn't anal?  As this Wonkette commenter puts it, looking at that tragic blank stare in the eyes of Silda Wall Spitzer during his resignation announcement and imagining her internal monologue, "This could have been avoided if only I had given him anal."

Then you have the Wall Street tabloid The Dealbreaker picking up the Fleiss story and further employing the term 'bareback,' to borrow from gay nomenclature.  Ah, how we love to see our words co-opted by the business-y sort (and, um, what's up with the Billy Elliot reference and pic?).

Via Salon.com and the Wired blog, we hear of a bunch of pranksters decided to lay claim to Spitzer whore Ashley Dupre's MySpace URL after MySpace "accidentally" deleted the profile that lay behind it (due to the sudden convergence of traffic on that URL).  At one point, someone quickly put up a fake 'Ashley' profile which stated she was looking for "old bald guys" for anal sex.

Shortly, we're sure to learn the real nitty-gritty details of poor Eliot's sexual proclivities.  In the meantime, a little advice for the ladies for next Valentine's Eve: It's the most popular night of the year to hire a hooker, so keep an eye on your man, and if it looks like he might wander, give him anal.



RELATED:
Where Do I Fit in the Spitzer Story? (Dealbreaker)
Fleiss Advice: Avoiding an Eliot Mess (Radar)
Spitzer Roundup (Wonkette)
Pranksters Fight for MySpace Page of Woman at Center of Spitzer Scandal (Wired)
Post-Spitzer Gay Politics (Queerty)



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