If Johnny Depp Becomes The Face Of Trojan Magnums, Amalgam Of Our Deepest Fantasies May Cause World's End Johnny Depp has reportedly been asked to be the spokesmodel for Trojan's Magnum range of plus-sized condoms and offered $10 million should he commit to the campaign. Approached due to his longstanding advocacy of safe sex, Trojan believes that Depp would increase sales and also raise awareness about the benefits of wrapping it up and the deal would extend to the company's anti-AIDS campaign to help Africa. Before you get your gay panties in a twist, a crucial element to this entire report is the fact that Johnny has not yet agreed to do it. However, he is weighing the pros and cons (which are ostensibly that he'll literally be selling out, but everyone will assume he has an enormous penis) and "despite his stiff workload" a source reveals to the Daily Star "He’s very interested and he’s trying to figure out if he can fit it in.”
Stiff. Work. Fit It In. Load. There is so much ammunition for our pun gun in regard to this matter that we're simply surrendering and calling it a draw.
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