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Written by mike
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Monday, 24 March 2008 05:01 |
Ever since the demise of HooBoy's now-defunct escort review site, flush johns have had a hard time figuring out how to get the most bang for their buck. Thankfully, the Rentboy Escort Awards (colloqially known as "The Hookies") is filling in the gap. The second annual award show took place this weekend at Club Rage in West Hollywood with hookers dressed in a load of hot-mesh.
Jason Curious was there to give us the blow-by-blow (thankfully, he doesn't charge), crowning guest star Bobby Trendy as "Worst Dressed" and himself as Best. ("It's supposed to be one big crazy party and the whole thing is kind of funny, so wear something that lets people know you're in on the joke. ...I have to say, I'm one of the only people who
thought along those lines.")
Sadly for Jason, this was the Hookies, not the Johnnies, and no prizes were being awarded for pandering.
Or were there? David Forest walked away with Best Escort Agency, thanking the jury in Van Nuys for acquitting him last year. Johnny McGovern, host of the show and self-proclaimed gay pimp, made the most of the unruly cathouse but we're not so sure he has any actual "ladies" working for him. Who cares, though, really-who's gonna blow us best?
· Best Bottom: Jonathan Lowe
· Biggest Dick: Barrett Long
· Best Fetish Escort: Diesel Washington
· Best Porn Star Escort: Arpad Miklos
· Most Versatile Escort (TIE): Chase Evans and Kyle Foxxx
· Sexiest Escort: Tristan Matthews
· Best Escort Agency: David Forest
· Best Escort Website: www.ClubDean.com
· Best Escort Ad: Two Boys in London
· Best Top: Luiz Prado
· Best BodyWorker: Mike (Los Angeles)
· Best Escort: LondonBoy Pete
Of course, here at the Sword we're a thrifty bunch, so we were pleased to find that even with a sinking dollar, the Best Value Award (Sword Patent Pending) goes to London Boy Pete, who charges a mere 240 bucks for incalls. No wonder so many U.S. jobs are headed overseas...
RELATED:
The Sword GayVN Weekend Hustler Guide
Hookies to Provide Trophies to Trophies
The Hookies (JasonCurious.com)
Rentboy Escort Award Winners (Rentboy.com)
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