Marc Jacobs, Much Like Jennifer Aniston, Will Probably Never Find True Love

CS-marcandaustinTH.jpg However, unlike Jennifer Aniston (who recently made a vow of celibacy until she finds "the one") Jacobs has decided he'll have sex with every guy he sees, just in case. His plan evidently seemed to be working when he found a new romance in the form of "Austin A" (in a cerulean fedora leftwards), that is, until he took him on a getaway to Los Angeles this past weekend. According to Page Six, Jacobs arrived with Austin and a Jason Preston look-alike. "Marc was dressed in a tank top and black sweat pants. He looked like a mess," a source hilariously recanted. "He was kissing both of the guys, bouncing back and forth between them and acting loony."



This may seem like par for the course for a man who had us coining the term "throuple" to describe his relationship with his ex, Preston, and Falcon star Erik Rhodes, but things soon turned humiliatingly Jerry Springer. The Post reports:

On Saturday, the duo fought in front of guests at the Beverly Wilshire. "They had a blowout, and Marc walked out and left Austin there. He said he was going to meet Lindsay Lohan at Teddy's," said our source. "But later, they were texting each other like crazy, and Marc sent his driver back to get him. These two just started dating and already it's insane."

So it seems while Erik Rhodes spends his time watching DVDs of The Secret and Jason Preston goes clubbing, Marc Jacobs can take solace in that the only thing more insane than his new three-way love match is his new body and skin complexion, and he'll always have control over those.


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