Public Butt Sex Soon to Be Legal In Amsterdam

HN-CentralParkRamble.jpgPicture it: You're standing behind a thicket of boxwood in a public park, leathers around your ankles, your cock balls-deep in the arse of some cumdumpster with an impish smile and a yin-yang tramp stamp above his crack, and a cop walks by, shining his flashlight on you as you take another toke off that fat joint in your mouth.  You wave.  He smiles and walks on, looking for vagrants or folks with their dogs off-leash. This dream could soon be yours in jolly old Amsterdam, where liberal policy is the name of the game and the gays are much loved, vices and all.

Yes, it was just yesterday we were noting that the Netherlands is the gayest place in all of Europe with a generally sympathetic though sometimes bureaucratically uptight asylum policy toward persecuted fags.  And today comes news that an alderman in Amsterdam's Oud-Zuid district, Paul van Grieken, has decided to decriminalize what is already a fairly rampant and mostly tolerated activity in the city's famous Vondelpark, specifically in the designated cruising area of the rose garden. "Why should we try to impose something that is actually impossible to impose, which also causes little bother for others and for a certain group actually means much pleasure?" he said.

CruisingPark.jpgThe rules are simple: no sex during the day time or in front of children and clean up your condoms. 

As with any change in policy, there are critics.  Apparently dog owners, who previously have been able to allow their little furry babies to roam free in the park, are now required to keep their dogs on their leashes or face a stiff fine.  Not without reason, these folks are hurt that the gays are getting to have legal public sex (on-leash or off), while they must tether their pooches.

Let the Sword go on the record as being in full support of the creation of off-leash areas for dogs in Dutch parks, preferably far away from wherever the gays are fucking each other, because that could turn weird.  Politics is all about compromise, people.


via Queerty


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Schmo said:

And with that George Michael and Kevin Spacey packed their bags and headed to Amsterdam.


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