Rhodes Gags, Puts Foot Down On 'Stinky' Model

IN-ErikRhodesGHB-TH.jpgWe take back what we said about the glamorous life of a porn star. Life for the Falcon Exclusive isn't always filled with runway shows, GHB and non-consensual sex: sometimes it involves straight up skank. In Erik Rhodes' latest dispatch from the Los Angeles set of Afterparty—a sexual roman a clef in which hunky Rhodes gets fisted in one scene and enjoys "interracial" double penetration in another—the star encountered something he couldn't stomach: a smelly model. Rhodes won't disclose his name, and instead refers to him, with no small amount of charm and subtlety, as 'stinky dick':


He had shark teeth and one of the smallest ugliest and worst smelling dicks i hve ever come into contact with in my whole career in porn.

But being a professional that i am, i just went along for the disgusting ride as long as i could before i felt like i was going to throw up. I did my best to give him a phantom blowjob during the oral part of the scene, but when the diretor started talking about rimming his ass i put my fucking foot down. I took the director aside and told him about the stink coming off this dudes cut 4 inch killer and said "Listen, if he has bad hygene in the front, you for goddamn sure know he is clueless about the backside. I will not go anywhere near it." I got my way.

Tonight i will be going fucking nuts and each drink i will cheers to complete strangers will be dedicated to that ugly penis.

Lock up your daughters, Angelenos. Memories as painful as this one can't be blotted out with a single case of Chardonnay.

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no name faggot said:

Stinky dick (gross) and my huge crush on Erik aside. That shit is NOT COOL. When the movie comes out everyone is going to know. NOT COOL!


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