Ryan Seacrest Went From Being A Fat Loser To A Really Tan Loser And Now He's On The Cover Of DETAILS
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Written by patrik
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Thursday, 20 March 2008 03:26 |
 Ryan Seacrest tops Details Magazine's "Mavericks List" in the April 2008 issue. According to a press release (since we haven't read Details since the 80s), the Mavericks List showcases "22 big thinkers shaping your life," and includes names such as Diablo Cody, DJ Mark Ronson, and the creator of Guitar Hero, prompting us to wonder who the magazine's target audience is and why we're supposed to be impressed by these people and, as the article begs, by Seacrest because "[although] he wasn't the first person to think of doing a show with the Kardashians... he was able to sign them."
In the article, Ryan reflects back on his obese childhood, subsequent eating disorder and continual inability to have a romantic relationship. In bed by 8 o'clock each night and up for his morning radio show before 5am, Seacrest maps out his entire day, sleeps next to a Blackberry phone, and has nightmares about ticking time codes.
World-class gay Ellen Degeneres even goes to bat for her fellow gay's continual ruse of heterosexuality, sighing, "He works too much at the expense of his personal life. I'd love to see him meet a nice girl and settle down." Oh Ellen, you're always hitting us with those hilarious one-liners!
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