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Written by mike
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Thursday, 20 March 2008 06:17 |
The Vincent Hotel on the Northwest coast of England may have made the news for including sex toys in the minibar, but homosexuals are long used to getting added bonuses upon arrival. We're not even talking about free blow jobs at the San Vicente (though we hear they're still available), or the no-bartender-well- vodka-happy-hour at the old InnDulge in Palm Springs.
The All Worlds Resort in Palm Springs is the perfect brand extender for the porn company-the clothing is optional, the checkouts are late and they offer hundreds of porn DVDs to keep your mind occupied while waiting for the other guests to notice your ajar door and perched rump.
The Rum Runners at the Oasis Resort
in Key West will keep your judgment poor and libido high after an
afternoon spent swimming with the dolphins. But the 24-man hot tub?
That'll beat the Vincent's "vibrating ring" selection any day. And we
can't say that you'll get as many eyeballs at Levi Poulter did during
his photoshoot at the Island House Resort
down the road, but previous guest assure us that the "frisky clientele"
will make certain to send you home happy, though the penicillin is entirely your
responsibility.
The CCBC (Catherdral City Boys Club)
down the road from Palm Springs really takes the beefcake, however. The
desert oasis features a dungeon full of slings, a cruising area and a
secluded are called The Compound for private (or not so private) sex
parties. Meth not included.
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The Vincent Hotel
All Worlds Resort, Palm Springs
Oasis Resort, Key West
Island House Resort, Key West
Cathedral City Boys Club
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