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Written by patrik
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Wednesday, 05 March 2008 01:44 |
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We don't mean to make your gag reflex choke up twice in one week, honest! We're still as committed to hot guys as we ever were, but when a New York City fag journalist gets naked in an homage to (or rather, spoof of) a contemporary Hollywood starlet who's trying, like every other starlet before her, to channel Marilyn Monroe, we've gotta post the grotesque nudes or we'd be doing a disservice to our field. Besides, at least there's a cultural context in which to place Musto's pageantry, unlike Perez Hilton's oh-so-tragic pink-haired imitation of Britney Spears. If Musto represents the grand tradition of gossip columnists and Perez represents their future, we're inarguably doomed, but isn't it funny how closely it parallels the comparison of Marilyn Monroe to Lindsay Lohan?
Of the concept behind the photo shoot, which marks the La Dolce Musto columnist's return to nude diva mockery sixteen years after shedding his clothes on freezing New Jersey street to send-up Madonna's SEX book, he writes:
"Heath Ledger died in the nude, but most of today's young female stars live in the nude, albeit while teetering on the precipice of oblivion and trying to join him there.
...But enough about them. I've long lived quite dangerously myself, and so, anxious to share my desperate man-tits with an audience beyond Chelsea, I gleefully agreed to star in an homage to an homage: Musto as Lohan as Marilyn.
...The slinky Lindsay said she did 250 crunches the night before her shoot. Well, I did 250 Nestlé Crunches."
-And it shows! Take caution, with one eye squeezed shut, and check out some of the shoot's gratuitously pasty, hairy photos below.
RELATED:
MICHAEL MUSTO as LINDSAY LOHAN as MARILYN MONROE in 'The Ultimate Re-Vamping' (Village Voice)
Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe in "The Last Sitting" (New York Magazine)
EARLIER:
Seeing the Words "Perez Hilton" and "Sex Tape" in the Same Sentence May Cause Dizziness, Nausea, and/or Upset Stomach
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