We can hardly believe it's the end of April and all this bullshit battling for the Democratic nomination *might* just be *almost* over. The Clintons romped all over Pennsylvania this weekend, and in particular, Chelsea did a tour of Philadelphia's gay scene, eliciting many a "Hey girl" and ass-grab along the route and helping once again secure her mom's support in the nation's gentrifying pink ghettos.  Queerty may usually have its heart set on President Obama, but they can't get enough of the ginger-headed former First Daughter, noting that all of us can identify with her much-televised awkward phase, and gays love a swan-story.