CNN Talking Head Caught in Central Park With Pants Down, Meth in Pocket, Dildo in Boot ...Actually, we're not even sure he had any pants. Kooky CNN anchor Richard Quest gets up to some crazier shit on a Saturday night than you probably have all month (but we dare not underestimate the depths of your perversions, dear reader). The NY Post reports that ole Dick was picked up by some cops after 3 AM Sunday in the vicinity of the 64th Street entrance to Central Park with a rope tied around his neck and genitals and a dildo in his boot. He was arrested along with another man for loitering, but apparently offered up that he had some meth in his pocket too. Seeing as experiences like this aren't as easy to come by in the Middle East, we can see why the 46-year-old Quest turned down that job at the English-language branch of Al-Jazeera. Instead of being raped in an Arab prison and hung in a public square, Quest was only slightly humiliated and the charges will likely be dropped. But let this be a lesson to all you kids out there: A little crystal goes a long way. And stay out of the Ramble after 1 AM! RELATED: Study Says Happier Monkeys from Better Homes Do Less Cocaine Kinky News Network (NY Post) | save to del.icio.us | digg it | facebook it | Comments (0) 0 TrackBacksListed below are links to blogs that reference this entry: CNN Talking Head Caught in Central Park With Pants Down, Meth in Pocket, Dildo in Boot. TrackBack URL for this entry: http://www.thesword.com/mt/mt-tb.cgi/1224 |
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