Porn or Roman Empire?: A Quiz When we
listened to Oklahoma State Representative Sally Kern’s tirade a month or so back, we were reminded of that old saw
about decrepit morals and the ends of civilizations. While we’re currently
enjoying our flesh-filled life of debauchery, we thought we’d offer up this
quiz. Can you tell which of the following coyly worded events happened in the Roman Empire of ancient times… and which ones come from the modern day porn industry? The scenarios, after the jump.
1. In celebration of an anniversary, a powerful personage summons over two-dozen men to create a daisy-chain of sex, then capriciously bestows a generous prize on one of the participants. 2. A mile-long daisy chain of male slaves is created for the entertainment of an elder, who demands that each one attempt auto-erotic asphyxiation at the moment of orgasm. 4. A respected figure creates an island-based sexual theme park filled with experts in sexual intercourse that features triple anal penetration and roving bands of youth. 5. A respected figure creates a nude all-male haven filled based around natural Impatient for answers? Well, you're in luck. This one's not a contest, kids. Happy weekend. And should you find yourself at the White Party, please consult our Sword Guide to GHB and Sword Guide to Fatal Drug Interactions. RELATED: QUIZ ANSWERS: Porn or Roman Empire? Match the Porn Star With His Baby Pic Match the Drag Queen With Her Baby Pic Gay Porn Mid-Terms! Our First Quarter Quiz Friday Porn Quiz: Porn Blogger Edition Sword Gay Quiz: Sex and Culture Edition | save to del.icio.us | digg it | facebook it | Comments (0) 0 TrackBacksListed below are links to blogs that reference this entry: Porn or Roman Empire?: A Quiz. TrackBack URL for this entry: http://www.thesword.com/mt/mt-tb.cgi/1203 |
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