27-year-old Jeremy McIntosh was arrested in suburban Detroit on Saturday for reportedly crashing his car over and over again into the facade of a women's lingerie store called "Intimate Ideas." (You try driving in platforms!) Rejected as an applicant for employment, Jeremy, donning "facial makeup, lipstick, blue Capri pants, red flip-flops, a flowery blouse and a matching flowery women's bra," caused upwards of $3,000 worth of damage, and told police he was homeless and wanted to go to jail. Just like Paris Hilton before him—in more ways than one since they look like identical twins—McIntosh will likely suffer the consequences of going without makeup in jail, but ought to find a hot new boyfriend in no time.