Finally, A Real-Life, Living, Breathing, Attractive Gay Person Makes The Cover Of The Advocate
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Written by patrik
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Wednesday, 02 April 2008 04:43 |
 "There was this scene where Popeye was captured by Brutus, tied up with no shoes or socks on, and Brutus starts tickling his feet. I remember getting a little boner," Broadway idol Cheyenne Jackson tells The Advocate in this month's issue, like a sick freak. Personally, we don't like hearing about anyone's little boner around here, and secondly, who gets turned on by cartoon characters with peculiar body proportions? Oh wait, we just didn't read the article because it was boring and he was referring to when he was 7 years old. And oh wait, porn stars are cartoon characters with peculiar body proportions.
This month, the always-appropriate, often prudish Advocate features Cheyenne, star of Broadway's Xanadu on its cover after force-feeding us more Bette Midler and Kathy Griffin than we could bear. It's about time too, because while the photo shoot in the magazine is rated-G to an absurd degree (there's even one shot of the star behind wet glass so we won't be able to really see him, from only the neck up), our Google-image-search has informed us that he's pretty, quite possibly, insanely fuckable. Now, if only the magazine would offer up centerfolds and give their subjects more of a Bruce Weber treatment than their oft-favored extreme and uncomfortable closeups in bad lighting, then maybe it could get its spine back.
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