Jason Curious Not Asian, Not a Bottom, And Still Not A Racehorse

IN-JasonCuriousNotAsianTH.jpgIn a moment of cognitive dissonance that can only be compared to finding out your favorite lube was actually LA Looks Gel, gay porn publicist Jason Curious unveiled both his non-Asian paternity and his identity as a sexual top in one fell swoop. The confession came after his inability to access the local spray-tanning salon resulted in the slow fade to his true racial identity, Irish, which might explain his resemblance to Judy Garland.

Our favorite leprechaun also revealed that he doesn't do drugs, except for a little cocaine, just to be polite and enjoys a small amount of recreational bare-backing, though less so since he investigated this HIV thing. We're hopeful he'll still marry us, but we're going to wait for Sun-Sations to restock their supply of MicroMist.

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