You'd think a guy with a penis as legendary as the one owned by Jeff Stryker would be content to kick back, grow a belly and watch TV while a revolving door of bill-bearing homosexuals dropped by to sup at his ten-inch teat. But no! He's got muscles, a fab haircut and led a rad rock band. Now that's a star!

Stryker later went on to record "Pop You In the Pooper" and other campier hits with his Soggy Bottom Boys, and has starred in various plays and one-man shows, but nothing quite compares to this bangle-y, hand-clapping, shoulder-wiggling performance from the 1991 Matt Sterling classic Bigger Than Life.