Madonna Album, Which Every Good Card Carrying Gay Heard Last Week, Officially Drops
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Written by jay
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Monday, 28 April 2008 04:55 |
The album leaked, either by accident or by design (fuck you Warner Brothers!), a week ago Sunday, but the real launch date for Madonna's 98th studio album, Hard Candy, is April 29th. HX got to go to one of those official listening parties (this one it sounds like for just the gay press, led by famed publicist Liz Rosenberg) and since we only sometimes like Madonna and we weren't invited, we're just going to point you to Trenton Straube's breathless and exhaustive notes on all the tracks, which are printed side by side with Madonna's own notes on the songs.
Hey, we liked a few of the tracks, and the old gal has always had great instincts when it comes to partnering with of-the-moment producers and collaborators like Justin and Timbaland. But we wouldn't go so far as Mr. Straube does in his "Can't. Think. Clearly." and "Jaunty! Dance! Energy!" and "File under 'Sassy Single White Female Has
Funky Meltdown.' Love it."
Please excuse us if we can't get quite that gay about it.
Now get back on that stairmaster with the iPod, gurl. Summer's almost here.
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