Madonna's ceaseless promotion for her new album, Hard Candy, has had her gracing magazine covers with the world on her shoulders, hitting up boxing rings and working herself into a public sweat, and even vlogging creepy ultimatums to Perez Hilton. Indeed, it seems as though you can't even swing around a big black dildo these days without thwacking the aged megalomaniac square in her chiseled jaw with it. The charts love her, while bloggers love to hate her, and now Dubai loves her so much they're paying her $24 million to perform two concerts in the UAE (more than any performer has ever been paid to perform-ever... $133,000 per minute, in fact, assuming each show is 90 minutes).
We love Dubai so much that we're becoming green-eyed monsters and we guess that means we sort of hate her. Everyone is entitled to their cryptic and halfhearted opinions, right? We can scarcely believe that this is the same woman who, at age 19, toe-tapped her way into Manhattan with only $35 to her name and started schlepping Dunkin Donuts (as courageously portrayed by the incomparable Terumi Matthews in our favorite movie, Madonna: Innocence Lost, co-starring the effervescent Wendie Malick). From a dozen glazed jellies to global domination and a history-making paycheck, Madonna makes us feel more inadequate than ever. Check out some of Madge's more smug and confusing video blogs below.
UPDATE: Some new tracks from the album leaked. Check em out.
what gives? Obvious someone in your little niche hates her and it's not funny at all. I'm starting not to be a fan of this site and all this hating .. not cool guys....
Jason Ridge
just have fun with your site.. i love it except for guys hating on her...
please explain...
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Jason Ridge
just have fun with your site.. i love it except for guys hating on her...
please explain...