Perez Hilton Not Crazy, Just Fat and Irritating

CS-PeteBurnsSexTape2.jpgThough we doubted Perez's claims yesterday about the Pete Burns sex tape, maybe the gossip ghoul was on to something. HolyMoly.UK reports that the "Dead or Alive" lead singer and all-around legendary tranny may actually have posted a bareback sex video of s/himself having sex with husband Michael Simpson on XTube, only to quickly pull it down because of a torrent of horrified commenters. Nauseated X-Tube users chimed in, apparently appalled by Burns' "hairy crack" and "huge dangling bollocks", which s/he also flashed at unsuspecting audiences of a Dead or Alive concert last year (click here for the NSFW photo).
Burns posted the tape after s/he found out that Simpson (who's not exactly gorgeous but way cuter than we'd expect for someone who would marry Pete Burns) was playing the field—unsafe-style—with a host of London rentboys. A call for confirmation into our favorite London rentboy, Dean Monroe, have gone unanswered.

In 2007, the couple appeared on "Celebrity Wife Swap", where Burns got to live with butchy footballer Neil Ruddock for five days and Simpson with his wife, former Page Three girl Leah Newman. Burns also made headlines (and was almost arrested) in 2006 when she showed up to the set of Celebrity Big Brother wearing a coat she claimed was made out gorilla fur (but turned out was merely made out of colobus monkeys.)


RELATED:
Perez Hilton Fantasizes About a Pete Burns Sex Tape

Pete Burns Leaks His Own Sex Tape (HolyMolyUK)
Big Brother Coat Not Gorilla Fur (BBC)



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