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Tuesday, 20 May 2008 03:48 |
 But does anybody give a damn? The "muscles from Brussels" flexed and hopped around on his hotel balcony yesterday in Cannes, France and displayed a Zohanesque mastery of leg stretches and high kicks ostensibly to distract onlookers from noticing his terrifying dye-job. The man who once told Rachel and Monica on Friends that he can crush a walnut with his butt cheeks seemed determined to soak up the limelight of the star-studded film festival as much as possible, in case anybody's forgotten all about him. Why do we keep thinking that he looks just like Jade from cycle 6 of America's Next Top Model on steroids? The glorious display of masculinity awaits!
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