Clay Aiken Went and Impregnated His Producer and All We Got Was This Lousy Confusion
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Written by patrik
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Thursday, 29 May 2008 07:44 |
In an initially confusing, then appalling, then ultimately gross yet funny report by TMZ, we've learned that Idol cast-off (and eternally asexual Peter Pan to the middle-aged, unloved Wendys of the midwest) Clay Aiken has impregnated his 50-year-old producer, Jaymes Foster, twenty years his senior. The difference in age comes as less of a shock than most other Hollywood pairings, however, because we'd always thought Clay was a 43-year-old lesbian until this morning.
Before the Claymates become homicidal-under the assumption that the virtue of their impish fantasy man has been snatched right before their eyes like a carousel ring at a tin can county fair, the likes of which he'll be performing at in less than five years (mark our words)- rest assured. The bastion of invasive celebrity spy news reports that the Gayken artificially inseminated his Debbie Rowe-esque partner, but despite not physically getting it up for the middle aged divorcee, will take an "active role in raising the child." Before Clay blesses the earth with his spitting image, however, he is expected to give us nightmares for the next one-to-three days.
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