Gay Icon-In-Training Bobbi Kristina Tries To Stab Whitney, Slits Wrists, Gets Committed
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Written by patrik
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Friday, 02 May 2008 02:36 |
"Oh no she di-in't!" chimed our text message inboxes this morning upon arrival at TheSword HQ. Apparently, days before Bobbi Kristina Brown's 15th birthday extravaganza she became engaged in an argument with her crack-smoking, cradle-robbing, unstoppably diva mother Whitney Houston (over pot smoking, perhaps?). Understandably fed up with all the drama, Bobbi pulled out a razor blade and attempted to stab the queen of the night before turning the blade on herself, slashing her wrists in an angst-ridden suicidal fit of Degrassi proportions. However, instead of seeing a school counselor and spending the night in the ER, Bobbi K was tossed into a maximum security psych ward in Atlanta, Georgia. Clearly Whitney's not taking any chances on her ungrateful, unloved, badass teenage offspring coming at her with a knife again. Didn't she see The Bodyguard? Whitney knows how to cover her fabulous ass from crazed "fans" like her daughter. The fact that all of this news sources back to the National Enquirer notwithstanding, we think we have a new diva on our hands.
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