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Written by patrik
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Friday, 23 May 2008 04:43 |
Just because we aren't allowed in the military doesn't mean we don't celebrate grotesque death in high numbers and senseless patriotism like straight guys do! Just because we spend our Monday nights with The Hills instead of football and are invited to baby showers, women's restrooms, and other places straight guys can't go doesn't mean they're allowed to keep us out of holidays involving beer and fun in return! Put your neighbors' parties to shame, pull out the kegs, fix your jaws around a hot dog, and crank up our latest holiday mega-mix.
Use it to celebrate spending the hours when you'd usually be working by sleazily hitting on your best friend's boyfriend and waking up with a black eye and a hot guy you can't even remember meeting! Before you try to wrap your mind around that sentence, I recommend hitting the play button and exposing yourself to some hot new tracks courtesy of the S-W-O-R-D. Have a good weekend, ladies!
[Images courtesy of SlickItUp.com]
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