Indiana Jones and The Curse of the Gay Rabbi-star Harrison Ford debuted a new television advertisement today that compares the devastation of international rainforests with how much it hurts to wax your chest hair. The cute earring, the eye contact, the beaded curtain, and his sexy little strip tease make it seem like the advertisement might be directed at the gays, but we're pretty sure the gay community is a bit desensitized to the perils of manscaping at this juncture of cultural decline. Maybe a more effective ad would have been if a gaggle of Castro queens strutted down the street to realize that Badlands, the Bar, and Harvey's have all been replaced with STD clinics. TALK ABOUT TRAUMA!
We just read this article out loud and eleven of our co-workers screamed bloody murder! Maybe conservation.org can hire us for their marketing team.
We'll come up with a few more ideas while we distract ourselves from admitting that Harrison Ford is actually really fuckable for a geezer. The video:
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