Marc Jacobs took the opportunity that is the "Oscars of the east" by Style.com's definition, or The Costume Institute's Annual Gala for laypersons (or the uninvited) to unveil his boyfriend du-jour. The theme of the party was superheroes so we were hoping for a big Erik Rhodes fashion moment in tights and a cape, but it seems he's been dethroned by [new guy].

Oh, were you expecting a name? Marc Jacobs' boyfriends don't have names! They have blogs! Blogs! Blogs! This is 2008, not the 20th century: names are dictated by facebook urls or myspace nicknames. So while we bide our time waiting to discover the m0n1ker of MJ's latest arm candy—whom, we might as well add, accessorizes better than Jacobs' last accessory—Gawker's got a round-up of the kooky designer's krazy love-life to keep you up to SPEED! Oops! Damn that caps lock has a mind of its own... More photos after the jump.