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Written by patrik
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Friday, 16 May 2008 14:51 |
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While we fully realize it would be tough to repeat the runaway success of one of our most talked-about stories* in the esteemed history of TheSword's Friday quizzes, we figured we would give it a shot anyway since, well, these guys sent them to us and, OK, basically we're just lazy.
*Most talked about by the mothers of porn stars featured therein.
Rules:
The first person who can email us and name the gay porn stars that the following five adorable babies grew up to become wins a month of free porn on NakedSword. This time we're making it a bit harder by not giving you the answers (until Monday of course). Good luck!
Scroll down for possible matches, and the link to the answer key (which won't be available until Monday).
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How many times have we used that "daguerreotype" joke on these? We kid. We're only bitter because this hyper-masculine major COLT contract star is also one of the most monogamously coupled stars in the industry.
2. Weebles might not fall down, but this little tyke looks like he's about to get knocked over by his punching bag. Good thing he would grow up to become good and scrappy enough to be discovered by Titan Media. Despite having the same last name as #4, no -- they're not brothers. Duh. Porn stars make up their last names remember?
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It's hard for us to wrap our heads around this one because it seems impossible to look into the sweet little eyes of this li'l shorty and imagine what a towering, ass-kicker he would grow up to become.
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Don't get thrown off by the hair: It got much darker by the time he started doing movies anf landing numerous high-profile box covers and nabbing exclusive contracts with two of the biggest studios and featured roles in both Porn Struck and Deep South. Molly Ringwald would be proud.
5.
Aww. Another just darling little cherub who grows up to be the industry's own enfant terrible but still remains one of our favorites of all-time despite being Canadian.
Possible Matches:
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Diesel Washington
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Cole Ryan
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Answers will be coming soon!
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