Out Magazine Grosses Us Out With 'Disco Dads'

GC-OutMagDiscoDads.jpgWe're not sure what's worse: getting gay married and subsequently fat, anti-social, quietly alcoholic and depressed; or getting gay married, having kids and continuing to party like we did when we were whorishly single. Out magazine has decided to explore a new breed of gay dad in their June/July issue—dubbed "disco dads," these procreating 'mos still go to the White Party, on Atlantis cruises and hook up on the internet. Some of the dads featured, like famed DJ David Knapp, make their living on the circuit so that's sorta forgivable.


But shouldn't everyone, including gays, have to sacrifice and grow up a bit when they become parents? These new dads "want to have it all," says Jeffrey Parson, gay dad and psychology professor. "They have... adult responsibilities but they also keep their connections to the community, sometimes in the party scene." We guess that means we'll be seeing more dads "having it all" while waiting for STD screenings at the clinic, baby bouncing on knee.

OutMagDiscodads.jpgMaybe we're too old school, and we're not even fans of circuit parties, but one of the pleasures of being gay is that you can still go to Palm Springs with your friends without someone hauling a toddler along. We're on the same page with one of the condescending Fire Islanders quoted in the article who says, upon seeing someone's 10-year-old in the Pines, "Wouldn't a dog have been easier?"

Yeah yeah, we hear the Millennials are all itching to breed and pretend like the last forty years of social change have all been leading up their right to reclaim the 1950s in all its deadly boring, picket fenced glory.  But we ask you: Should any child have to deal with seeing their dad trying on some fucked up, extra-tight Black Party costume involving leather underwear and a ball-gag?  Should poor teenage Francesca Wallach (pictured at right with disco dads Jonathan Wallach and Don Bux) ever have to walk in on her dad looking at FUCKING MANHUNT??  Gross. Ew. Kill us now.





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Out.com (they're still an issue behind on the website)



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