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Written by patrik
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Monday, 19 May 2008 05:53 |
We know that there are two things that are never supposed to ever (under any circumstances) appear on TheSword.com: earnestness and vaginas. We know that you come back to us time and again because you trust that we will always be the outcast, angsty, grunge assholes of the porn industry who call bullshit on everything, and also because you trust our understanding that the sight of an actual female pussy will make you shriek like Sarah Jessica Parker at Christian Laboutin, clasp your palms over your eyes and give you nightmares and bad acid trips for the rest of your lives. WE GET YOU. We promise!
However, when we came across these pencil drawings of our beloved François Sagat and Damien Crosse cavorting with the spread-eagled Britney Spears, Beth Ditto, and Lindsay Lohan on François' blog this morning, our hearts bursted so ecstatically with unabashed, indescribable ROMANCE that we right-clicked all of them, set them to our desktop background and felt the need to (we know it's cheesey) SHARE! While we celebrate the legalization of gay marriage in California by proposing to François and Damien via MySpace later today, check out the synthetic shirtless wonderment below!
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